1、才发觉安全套有个那么可爱的名字，叫拦精灵。。。

1, only to find that condoms have a so lovely name, called block elves...

2、某屌丝签名："女人饥饿和饥渴重点在于黄瓜的位置。"

2, a prick silk signature: "women hunger and thirst is focused on the location of the cucumber."

3、你听过最动人的情话是哪句？我有一条祖传的染色体想送你。

3, have you heard of which is the most touching sweet nothings? sentences? i have a ancestral chromosomal you want to send.

4、问：哪种饮料能让胸部丰满起来？答：美酒加咖啡，e杯又e杯。

4, q: what kind of drinks can let bosom plump up? answer: the wine and coffee, e cup e cup again.

5、每当看到一瓶水写着"500ml康师傅"，我不断在想，"伍佰他到底和康师傅做了什么！"

5, when i see a bottle of water with "500 ml kang teacher", i have been thinking about it, "wu bai he and kang teacher did!"

6、昨日，一哥们问我"美女穿上铁裤衩，打三个国家？"我答不出，那哥们说，美、法、日。

6, yesterday, a the elder brothers asked me "beauty wear red shorts, play three countries?" i could not answer, that elder brothers say, the united states, france, japan.

7、浪漫点的男友会对女友说：我会陪你到地老天荒。文艺点的男友会说：执子之手与子偕老。2b男友对女友说：我会陪你到精尽人亡。

7, romantic boyfriend will said to his girlfriend, i will accompany you to the end of time. point of literature and art