1.一日，一个财主要盖一座猪舍，请来一师傅动工，建成后又要让师傅说祝福的话，师傅长的又高又大，便说："盼望你的猪能长的像我这么大。"
1. one day, a rich mainly cover a piggery, please come to the master and blessing, and let the teacher said after the completion of the master long tall and big, then said: "hope your pig long like me so much."
财主听了非常快乐，可是师傅又说了一句："不过我是30多年了，才长这么大的!"
the rich man was so happy, but the teacher added, "but i am more than 30 years, to grow so big!"
2.有个财主非常吝啬，从不请客。
2. there was a certain rich man very stingy, never treat.
一天，他的邻居借用他家的房舍设宴请客。有人路过这里，见喧闹非凡，就问他家的仆人说："你们家主人今天是在请客吧?"
one day, his neighbor borrowed his family
