1、天下男女，合久必分，分久必搞基。
1, all the men and women, close long will points, points for a long time will do.
2、除非你能在床上赚钱，否则就不要赖在床上-----苍老师。
2, unless you can make money in bed, otherwise we are not in bed -- -- -- -- -- the old teacher.
3、我承认女人如衣服，可我这收入。。。没事换换裤衩就不错了。。。
3, i admit that the woman be like clothes, but my income... have no matter to change the shorts is good...
4、女生喜爱一个人，心里想的是一部和男神的韩剧。男生喜爱一个人，心里想的是一部和女神的日剧。
4, the girl like a person, the in the mind think of is a korean dramas and the man of god. the boy like a man, they thought is a goddess.
5、有次在饭店喝高了，一个哥们忽然仰头大声吼到：我想念你的好，想念你奶罩，想念你白色内裤，想念你弯腰捡香皂!
5, once in the hotel to drink up, screaming into a the elder brothers suddenly upward: i miss you, miss you brassiere, miss your white underwear, miss you bent down to pick up the soap!
