进来个老外,走到办公室,前台小姐左看右看,大家都在打游戏,只有自己比较清闲,于是面带微笑的:

前台小姐:“hello.”

老外:“hi.”

前台小姐:“you have what thing?”

老外:“can you speak english?”

前台小姐:“if i not speak english, i am speaking what?”

老外:“can anybody else speak english?”

前台小姐:“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go!”

老外:“good heavens. anybody here can speak english?”

前台小姐:“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?”

老外:“i want to speak to your head.”

前台小姐:“head not zai. you tomorrow come!”