小学经典英语笑话故事篇一
少了一品脱
a tourist passing through south dakota stopped at a blood bank to make a donation. afterward，he was resting on a cot and saw another donor, who appeared to be a native american.
有个旅行者在穿越南达科这州时，在一家肤血站献了血.献血后他坐在一张小床上休息。这时，他见到另一个人前来献血.那个人看起来好像是美国的本土人。这个旅行家于是就和他攀谈起来。“你是不是住在路那边的苏族印地安人保护区?”
the tourist struck up a conversation and asked,”do you live on the sioux reservation up the road?"
“没错儿。”那人回答.
"yes，"the man replied.
“你是百分之百血统的苏族印地安人吗?”
"are you a full-blooded sioux?"
“噢，不能完全这么说?. "那人说:“我现在就缺少了一品脱的血.”
"well，actually，no，"said the man. "right now i'm a pint low. "
小学经典英语笑话故事篇二
不必再看眼科医生了
it had been many years since my last eye exam,and my wife was pestering me to make an appointment. the more she nagged , the more i procrastinated. finally，she made an appointment for me.
我己经很多年没做眼睛检查了。我妻子总是催我去挂个号。她越是督我，我越是耽搁不去。最后，她替我挂了个号。
the day before i was to see the doctor，i was in an affectionate mood. after kissing and hugging her, i told her she really looked. good to me.,
在我去见医生的前一天，我的情绪特别好。我对妻于又是亲又是抱，还说她是我眼里最漂亮的女人.
"that does it,”she said.“i'm canceling your appointment."
她说:“这回眼睛没问题了，那我现在就去把号退了。”
小学经典英语笑话故事篇三
after my husband，john，and i moved to michigan from nebraska，our new friends，proud of their beautiful tree一lined roads，teased us about the mid-west's dull，flat，treeless land. when my parents，nebraska farmers，visited us，i asked them about their trip.
我和丈夫约翰从内布拉斯加搬到密西根后，我们新认识的朋友们总为他们美丽的林荫大过引以为荣.他们嘲讽我们的中西部平原荒凉、贫瘩，连株枯树都没有。后来我父母从内布拉斯加的老家来看我们，我问他们对旅途的感受。
what a boring drive，"my father replied."once you get to michigan, there's nothing to see but trees."
我父亲抱怨着:“枯澡，乏味，一进入密西根，除了树什么都没有。”
