进来个老外，走到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，于是面带微笑的： 前台小姐：“hello.” 老外：“hi.” 前台小姐：“you have what thing？” 老外：“can you speak english？” 前台小姐：“if i not speak english, i am speaking what？” 老外：“can anybody else speak english？” 前台小姐：“you yourself look. all people are playing, no people have time, you can wait, you wait, you not wait, you go！ ” 老外：“good heavens. anybody here can speak english？” 前台小姐：“shout what shout, quiet a little, you on earth have what thing ?” 老外：“i want to speak to your head.” 前台小姐：“head not zai. you tomorrow come！ ”