We two who and who?

咱俩谁跟谁啊？

How are you?How old are you?

怎么是你?怎么老是你?

You don't bird me.I don't bird you.

你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。

Mike was late for school. He said to his teacher, Mr. Brack, "Excuse me for my coming late, sir. I watched a football match in my dream."

 

 

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There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and before entering the girl stops the guy and says.

 

 

    A new guy in town walks into a bar and reads a sign that hangs over the bar: FREE BEER FOR THE PERSON WHO CAN PASS THE TEST! So the guy asks the bartender what the test is.