The soldier was annoyed and upset when his girl wrote breaking off their engagement and asking for her photograph back.He went out and collected from his friends all the unwanted photographs of women that he could find, bundled them all together and sent them back with a note saying, "Regret cannot remember which one is you -- please keep your photo and return the others."
A carpenter was giving evidence about an accident he had witnessed. The judge asked him how far away he was from the accident.The carpenter replied "twenty seven feet, six and one half inches". "What? How come you are so sure of that distance?", asked the judge. "Well, I knew some idiot would ask me. So I measured it!" replied the carpenter.
Caller: "I deleted a file from my PC last week and I have just realised that I need it. If I turn my system clock back two weeks will I have my file back again?".
"Can you explain to me what the difference is between a high-pitched and low-pitched voice?" "A high-pitched voice is when my father scolds me；a low-pitched voice is when my father speaks with his boss."
A SWEET POEM It means that... You"re a hopeless romantic, a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word. OR You"re used to cheap gifts and like to pass yourself off as a cultured person who recognizes the power and beauty of the written word.
