1、酒这个东西真的还是适量就好，一个朋友喝大了，蹲在门口，给他家的狗谈人生，我去，狗最后都睡着了，他还不停的问：你说我说的对不对啊!你说我说的对不对啊!

1 good wine, this thing really is right amount, a friend drink big, squatting at the door, his dog to talk about life, i went to, the dog finally fell asleep, he also repeatedly asked, you said that i said right! you said i said right!

2、一男的酒量不好，一天喝高了被朋友送回家，妻子给他脱衣服，不断昏睡的他忽然半眯着眼睛看了妻子一眼，笑着说"小姐，你跟我老婆长的可真像......"

drink 2, a man is not good, drink up by a friend a day back home, his wife to take off the clothes for him, had been lethargic suddenly he half narrowing her eyes look at his wife, smiled and said "you with my wife, miss long really like..."