潘金莲与西门庆私通不慎怀孕，蒙在鼓里的武大郎快乐地说："我武大郎终于有武小郎了。"

the lotus of pan gold and west door celebrate liaisons accidentally pregnant, in the dark of wu3 da4 lang2 said happily: "i wu3 da4 lang2 finally have wu xiaolang."

潘金莲说："我们的儿子长得象你这么矮多难看呀!"

the lotus of pan gold said: "our son looks like you