We two who and who?
咱俩谁跟谁啊？
How are you?How old are you?
怎么是你?怎么老是你?
You don't bird me.I don't bird you.
你不鸟我，我也不鸟你。
You have seed.I will give you some color to see
see.Brothers!to gether up!
你有种，我要给你点颜色瞧瞧，兄弟们，
一起上！
Hello every body!If you have something to say,
then say!If you have nothing to say,go home!
有事启奏，无事退朝。
You me you me.“公A
彼此彼此.”即塑被科量航”：组
You give me stop!”网干别页：
你给我站住！
Know is know.No
know is no know.
知之为知之，不知为不知。
watch sister.
表妹。
Dragon born dragon,chicken born chicken,
mouse's son can make hole!4
龙生龙，凤生凤，老鼠的儿子会打洞！
American Chinese no tenough.
美中不足。
Heart flower angry open.
心花怒放。
Go past no mistake past.
走过路过不要错过。
小明：I'm sorry！
老外：I'm sorry too！
小明：I'm sorry three！
老外：What are you sorry for?
小明：I'm sorry five！
Who is this man?
这是谁的男人?
no three no four.
不三不四。
people mountain people sea.
人山人海。
long time no see.
好久不见。
power line.或H的然来
电源线。（咖面资建问
morning three night four.
朝三暮四。
want money no,want life one！
要钱不给，要命有一条！
money or life?
要钱还是要命？
wang old five.
王老五
ten three point.a
十三点。
no care three seven two ten one.
不管三七二十一。
play a big knife before guan gong.
关公面前耍大刀。
play an ax before luban.
班门弄斧。
we are brothers,who and who ah!
咱们兄弟谁跟谁啊！
good good study,day day up.
好好学习，天天向上！
you ask me,iask who?
你问我，我去问谁?
I asked God for a bike,but I know God doesn't
work that way.So
I stole a bike and asked for
forgiveness.
开始我直接求上帝赐辆自行车。后来我琢
磨上帝办事儿不是这个路数。于是老子偷了一辆
然后求上帝宽恕。
I want to die peacefully in my sleep,like my
grandfather.Not screaming and yelling like the
passengers in his car.
我希望能像爷爷那样，安静地在睡梦中死
去……而不是要像他开的车上那些惨叫滴乘客
一样死法啊！
Do not argue with an idiot.He will drag you down
to his level and beat you with experience.
你永远不能战胜一个纯傻瓜，因为他会把
你的智商拉到跟他个水平，然后用丰富的经验打
败你。
The last thing I want to do is hurtyou.But it's
still on the list.
直译：在这个世界上，我最不愿意做的事
就是伤害你，但是这件事仍在我的考虑之列。
意译a：我真不想伤害你，但你也别逼我。
意译b：吾虽不杀伯仁，伯仁因我而死。
The early bird might get the worm,but the second
mouse gets the cheese.
意译a：早起滴小鸟有虫虫！晚到的老鼠有
奶酪！
We live in a society where pizza gets to your house
before the police.
在咱们这噶哒送外卖的都比警察来得快。
Some people are like Slinkies·…not really good for
anything,but you can't help smiling when you see
有些人就像弹簧玩具，没什么实在用处，
但看他们在楼梯上倒腾来倒腾去还是很有喜感。
Politicians and diapers have one thing in Common.
They should both be changed regularly,and for the
same reason.
政客和纸尿布有一个共同点就是：他们都
很有规律地被替换，而且因为同一个理由一—脏了
War does not determine who is right-only who is
left.
战争不能决出正义，但能判出哪方出局。
My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-
of-a-bitch.
我妈每次对着我骂狗娘养的时候都没看出
其中笑点。
I thought I wanted a career,turns out I just
wanted paychecks.
曾以为我想要的是职业，结果发现我只是
想要工资。
If you think no body cares if you're alive,try
missing a couple of payments.
你要是觉得没人在乎你的死活，那你不妨
尝试一下跟你的债主玩躲猫猫！
Evening news is where they begin
with‘Goodevening',and then proceed to tell you
why it isn't.
n晚间新闻总是以“晚上好”开头，再告诉
你你为什么好不了。od oi动inom10l lolmg
How is it one careless match can start a forest
fire,but it takes a whole box to start a campfire?
直译：一根火柴能点着整片森林，一盒火
柴也生不起个营火，这咋回事！Ymoinltm）
If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea…does
that mean that one enjoys it?
如果4/5的人在忍受腹泻的痛苦，那剩下
1/5咋回事？很享受吗？
Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit;Wisdom
is not putting it in a fruit salad.iow si ming
直译：知识就是说你知道西红柿是一种水
果；智慧就好似不要把它放进水果沙拉里。
意译a：知识就是告诉你说应该把鸡蛋放进
篮子，智慧则是叫你不要把所有鸡蛋都放进一个
篮子。
腰意译b：所谓知识就是知道韩少和小四都属
于80后，但智慧告诉你这终还是男女有别！
If God is watching us,the least we can do is be
entert aining.
上帝瞅着咱们呢，大伙好歹喜感点吧！
Never,under any circumstances,take a sleeping
pill a ndalaxative on the sam enight.
注无论，在任何情况下，永远，不要在一个
夜晚，同时吃，安眠药和通便灵。
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain
to be a vegetarian.
老子拼死拼活奋斗到食物链顶端，不是为
了成为一个素食者。
A bus station is where a bus stops.A train station
is where a trainstops.On my desk,I have a work
station.
公车站呀公车停。火车站呀火车停。俺桌
上有个工作站……
Did you know that dolphins are so smart that with
in a few weeks of captivity,they can train people
to stand on the very edge of the pool and throw them
fish?
海豚可聪明了你知道不?只要驯养几个星
期，它们就能让人类乖乖站在池边给它们扔鱼吃
了。
A computer once beat me at chess,but it was no
match for me at kick boxing.
意译：下棋，我不行；玩跆拳道，电脑不行！
意译b：下象棋，电脑把我玩得团团转；拳
击，我能把机箱踹得七零八散！
Children:You spend the first 2 years of their life
teaching them to walk and talk.Then you spend the
next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.
孩子就是：你先花2年，教他们走路和说话。
然后你再花16年教他们坐定和闭嘴。
Why does some one believe you when you say there
are four billion stars,but check when you say the
paint is wet?
为什么当你说天上有400亿星星时他不怀
疑，却偏要检查你所说的“油漆未干”？
Better to remain silent and be thought a fool,than
to speak and remove all doubt.
意译a：宁愿闭嘴当傻瓜，也别学乌鸦乱呱
呱。
意译b：剽悍的人生不需要解释。
意译c：宁可闭口被人当白痴，也不张口解
释所有疑。
can prove that you don't need it.
银行就是当你证明了你不需要钱的时候可
以借钱给你的地方。
Laugh at your problems,everybody else does.
意译a：对你的问题哈哈大笑吧，别人都在
这么做。
意译b：你有什么不开心的?说出来给大家
开心开心。
A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad
memory.
意译a：无愧于心哈？记性不好吧？
意译b：自从那次在人妖身边醒来，每次去
夜店我都提醒自己：“一定要戴眼镜.……”
意译c：意识清醒了，意味着不堪回首了。
He who smiles in a crisis has found someone to
blame.
临危忽然微笑的那谁，定是找到替罪羊鸟！
Women will never be equal to men until they can
walk down the street with a bald head and a beer
gut,and still think they are sexy.
如果女人能做到以秃顶和啤酒肚在大街上
晃还觉得自己倍儿性感一—此时估计男女能平
等。
The shinbone is a device for finding furniture in a
dark room.
小腿上的骨头一—在黑房间里找准家具位
置的好装备。
To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism.To
steal from many is research.
窃钩者诛，窃国者为诸侯。
Some cause happiness wherever they go.Others
whenever they go.
有些人一来大家就开心了；有些人一走大
家就开心了。
I discovered I scream the same way whether I'm
about to be devoured by a great white shark or if a
piece of seaweed touches my foot.
我发现，我滴脚丫被一小片儿海藻擦过时，
我滴那个惨叫声一—和我被大白鲨吓坏时的惨
叫声是一样的。
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